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We need Esper DPS!

We are heavily recruiting Esper DPS, but you must be able to fulfil 3 very important requirements. Details inside.

 

 

 

#1, you must be unreliable. Please tell us things, but then do other things.

 

#2, you must quit Wildstar within 2 weeks. This game is not for you, you should try Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

 

#3, you must not be attuned, or have any gear. We get a lot of Esper gear, and it would really mess with our juju if we threw it in the dumpster. It is much better when we put it on an Esper, and then put the Esper in the dumpster.

 

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Seriously though. We want Espers. Real bad.

59 Comments

  • Maple | 12/08/2014 at 10:33 PM

    #4, you must not under ANY circumstances take Restraint in Fire Wing.

  • Kiwiface | 12/07/2014 at 6:09 PM

    If you join we promise not to scold you.. maybe

  • PerkyTricks | 12/06/2014 at 11:23 PM

    My bad :( sorry

  • twich twich | 12/06/2014 at 6:27 PM

    heh

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